If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.





:Shakespeare
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.


:Optimist
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.


:Suspicious
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.


:Impatient
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget
her.


:Patient
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until
she comes back.


:Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again,
repeat*


:C++ Programmer
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;


:Animal-Rights Activist
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be
free!!


:Lawyers
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....


:Bill Gates
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.



:Biologist
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.


:Statisticians
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your
relation was improbable anyway.


:Salesman
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".


:Schwarzenegger's fans
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!


:Insurance agent
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never
give up!


:Physician
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher
than the force or the angle
of collision between two objects did not
synchronize at the right angle.


:Mathematician
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 +
(cos(52/34X)) x
5Y^(-0.5)c) where c
is the infinite constant of no turning point.



:Nowadays' style
If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!! OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN
ILLEGAL!



If you love someone
??? WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE
CARELESS IDIOT!!!

With Love.....